Author Archives: Nate Bjork

last night’s dream: office space

Posted on April 7, 2013 by Nate Bjork

I dreamed they rearranged the cubicles at my job and lowered the cubicle walls so everyone could see everyone else when they were sitting down. It was really distracting cause the cubicles were smaller also so we were all in … Continue reading →

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ultrashort movie review: Roger Ebert’s Passing

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Nate Bjork
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last night’s dream: cite your sources

Posted on April 2, 2013 by Nate Bjork

I was reading the latest issue of Comedian’s Quarterly, a magazine for comedians that has industry news. This magazine doesn’t exist in real life. I read a blurb about a comedian who had recently passed and they quoted a friend … Continue reading →

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April Fools’ Day Ideas

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Nate Bjork

This year, instead of coming out to your parents or telling your friends you’re pregnant, do these things instead: 1. Tell a struggling business owner that you’re interested in investing in their startup. Make them prepare a presentation. 2. In … Continue reading →

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ultrashort movie review: G.I. Joe: Retaliation **

Posted on March 31, 2013 by Nate Bjork

Kinda dumb. Some cool action. They tried to fit too many storylines in this movie. I was killing it with my commentary though.

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ultrashort movie review: Olympus Has Fallen ***

Posted on March 25, 2013 by Nate Bjork

“Let’s play a game called Fuck Off. You go first.” Everything you need to know about this movie can be summed up in this bit of dialogue delivered by Gerard Butler. Delightfully stupid.

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ultrashort movie review: Spring Breakers ****

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Nate Bjork

When my buddy Chris Lay asked me if I wanted to see this movie, I said yes even though I hadn’t heard anything about it. I had no expectations going in and this movie was still not what I was … Continue reading →

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ultrashort movie review: Dead Man Down **

Posted on March 10, 2013 by Nate Bjork

The latest iteration of the “tough guy with a mysterious past has a soft spot for a woman in need” trope. It’s a Chuck Norris movie minus Chuck Norris and minus martial arts. It’s entertaining and has cool violence. Watch … Continue reading →

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ultrashort movie review: Oz the Great and Powerful ****

Posted on March 10, 2013 by Nate Bjork

I saw this in 3D and it was fantastic. Beautiful, vivid, visually stunning. A really fun movie. Great for families but I went by myself and had fun. A cool origin story to the well-known Wizard of Oz. I haven’t … Continue reading →

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ultrashort movie review: Beautiful Creatures *

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Nate Bjork

I didn’t hate this movie but I didn’t like it either. I’m not going to say Beautiful Creatures is a bad movie, it was just a bad choice for me. I like witches and demons and vampires and stuff probably … Continue reading →

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