Author Archives: Nate Bjork

ultrashort guest movie review: Django Unchained

Reviewed by Trent Sellers: I am making more of a warning than a review on this one. Just a couple of things that you probably already suspected. Quentin Tarantino is the greatest film maker of all times. He is known … Continue reading

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ultrashort guest movie review: The Guilt Trip

Reviewed by Trent Sellers So my mom asks me if we could go see a movie together. The movie she suggests for the first time in years is also a Seth Rogen movie. Then on top of that she suggested … Continue reading

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Realization: I Don’t Need To Find “The One”

Last month I took a vacation to Hawaii for my 33rd birthday. It was a gift to myself and it served several purposes but the most important purpose was the fulfillment of a need to separate myself from regular life … Continue reading

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Here’s The Thing: The Walking Dead, Ep 308

This post contains spoilers about the most recent episode of The Walking Dead.     This morning I was on board with all the Andrea hate. She’s a dumb bitch who will toss aside her friendship with the woman who … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Lincoln ***

This movie is an extremely well-acted sausage fest. It runs about 30 minutes too long. Can a movie be both good and boring at the same time? Yes, apparently. Watch this movie if you want to see some great acting … Continue reading

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guest movie review: Skyfall

Ian Flemming’s  James Bond 007 in Skyfall This movie is good but not what I wanted. The opening is killer despite one of my mortal enemies singing the song. It has amazing cinematography and probably the least cockamamie Bond story … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 ***

Two caveats to consider when reading this review: 1. These reviews are my opinions or the opinions of the guest reviewer. I am not presenting them as objective critiques of movies. I know these movies are wildly popular. 2. I … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Flight

The opening shot of this movie has boobs, so it starts the way all movies should. Denzel Washington does a fantastic job playing a high functioning alcoholic in denial. I could see him getting an academy award nomination for this. … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Cloud Atlas

I think I loved this movie. Not sure I “got it.” But it’s beautiful and moving. It’s almost 3 hours long but each minute was essential. The actors played multiple characters from different time periods and the make-up was pretty … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Seven Psychopaths

With cool killing and funny dialogue, this movie held my attention and kept me entertained. Christopher Walken is fantastic in it. The movie tends to be self-aware to the point of onanism. It is very similar to Adaptation in this … Continue reading

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