Author Archives: Nate Bjork

ultrashort movie review: Argo

I was born November 15, 1979, eleven days after the US Embassy in Iran was captured and hostages were taken. My mom wrote this down in my baby book in the “current events” section. It’s kind of neat to put … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Pitch Perfect

If you like Glee or Twilight, you will love this movie. I wasn’t that interested in the character dynamics but the music was awesome. I’m one of those guys who watches Drumline cause the marching band stuff is cool. This … Continue reading

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ultrashort guest movie review: Frankenweenie

You know how sometimes reviews will say, “Fun for the whole family,” but when you, as a grown up, go to the movie, you are bored shitless and feel pandered to by the occasional reference your kid didn’t get? Well, … Continue reading

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ultrashort guest movie review: Dredd 3D

If you are a fan of the original then you probably won’t like this re-boot because this is an actual good movie. It’s not silly, there are no pasta robots nor does Dredd ever take off his helmet.  It is … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Sleepwalk With Me

This movie is a must-watch for any of  the following people: 1) People who like to laugh, 2) People who are interested in how professional stand-up comedians make their start, 3) comedy nerds who will recognize the comedians who do … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Taken 2

Any action movie is made more suspenseful when you make the hero responsible for the lives of the “helpless.” This is why the first season of 24 was the best. Put Liam Neeson in a position where his life is … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Looper

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis star in this science fiction adventure. It’s a time travel movie and usually these movies can easily be confusing. This movie lays out the rules clearly and sticks with them. A very accessible movie. Props … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: End of Watch

This is a badass movie that has balls. Also, it made me cry. Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Pena are tremendous in a movie that shows what true brotherhood is like. Also, lots of killing and explosions. Anna Kendrick is hot … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: The Master

This is a good movie. Joaquin Phoenix and Philip Seymour Hoffman act well in a movie that is smarter than what I usually watch.

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