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Kinda dumb. Some cool action. They tried to fit too many storylines in this movie. I was killing it with my commentary though.

“Let’s play a game called Fuck Off. You go first.” Everything you need to know about this movie can be summed up in this bit of dialogue delivered by Gerard Butler. Delightfully stupid.

When my buddy Chris Lay asked me if I wanted to see this movie, I said yes even though I hadn’t heard anything about it. I had no expectations going in and this movie was still not what I was … Continue reading →

The latest iteration of the “tough guy with a mysterious past has a soft spot for a woman in need” trope. It’s a Chuck Norris movie minus Chuck Norris and minus martial arts. It’s entertaining and has cool violence. Watch … Continue reading →

I saw this in 3D and it was fantastic. Beautiful, vivid, visually stunning. A really fun movie. Great for families but I went by myself and had fun. A cool origin story to the well-known Wizard of Oz. I haven’t … Continue reading →

I didn’t hate this movie but I didn’t like it either. I’m not going to say Beautiful Creatures is a bad movie, it was just a bad choice for me. I like witches and demons and vampires and stuff probably … Continue reading →

Based solely on the movies I’ve actually seen.   Best Picture Nominated movies I’ve seen: Argo, Django Unchained, Lincoln, Silver Linings Playbook, Zero Dark Thirty. Nominated movies I haven’t seen: Amour, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Les Mis, Life of … Continue reading →

The trailers make this move look pretty good which is misleading. It’s actually really really really good. Great performances by actors I haven’t seen in awhile (Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jude Law), great performances by actors who should probably get more work … Continue reading →

This is a really fun movie. I saw it in 3D and I liked it. Seriously, this movie is fun on a bun. Cool action, cool effect, cool montage over the opening credits, cool weapons, cool everything. Not sure who the … Continue reading →