This year, instead of coming out to your parents or telling your friends you’re pregnant, do these things instead:
1. Tell a struggling business owner that you’re interested in investing in their startup. Make them prepare a presentation.
2. In a casual relationship? Tell them you want to be exclusive. Use the L-word.
3. Have flowers delivered to the ugliest person at your job.
4. In a serious relationship? Propose.
5. Leave your waitress a tip with Canadian money.
6. File a sexual harrassment complaint against your boss.
7. Borrow a friend’s phone and call in a bomb threat.
8. Hide a can of mace in someone’s carry-on luggage.
9. Tell everyone your best friend’s secrets.
10. Have divorce papers served to married people you know.